|What goes up must come down. Unless u take VIAGRA!!!|
|Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy...just liek a drunk dad!|
|Feed a man a fish feed him for a day . TEACH a man to fish, well thats a straight-up MIRACLE, honey!!!|
|husband: (to wife) Get a boob job!
wife: (to husband) Get a prick implant!
child: Merry Christmas??
|Hell...if men are from Mars, then beam me DOWN, SOCTTY!!!!!|
|Things that are funny
|Better yet.... don't talk to me AFTER my coffee either!|
|Thank you to EVERYONE who wish me a happy birthday!! You really know how to make a gal geel special! Especially thank you for all the gifts you have given me! Now, can someone tell me how to use this cockring???|
|Wife is giving husband a handjob and as she keeps rubbing harder..harder...& faster and a genie pops out of his prick! Genie grants wife one wish ...
She asks to make her husband to be more in touch w/ his femine side!!
|A video of me rapping hard about the items at Hobby Lobby|